You pay for leads. Half of them swear they never enquired.
They did enquire. Your reply landed nine hours later, after someone faster had already won them. That's a leak on the path from ad to paying customer, and it's rarely the only one.
The Lead Leak Audit System™ finds every place your enquiries leak, puts a euro figure on each leak, scores your lead flow out of 100, and hands you a fix order sorted by payback. One afternoon end to end. First leak found in 15 minutes, guaranteed, or your money back.
€27 · VAT included · instant access
First leak found in 15 minutes, or every cent back. 30 days.Before I tell you anything else about what this is, let me ask you a few questions about your business.
Kitchen fitters, estate agents, clinics, designers, restaurants. Same five decisions, different leaks.
The callback window that wins the job. A lead fills your form at 10:14; the call back happens "when someone's free", hours later, and by then another outfit has answered and booked the visit. Winning trades attempt a call inside 5 minutes in business hours. Quote-to-won typically runs 30 to 50%, and same-week quotes with a scheduled follow-up sit at the top of that range. The typical biggest leak here isn't the ads. It's the reply.
Typical pattern, illustrative. Ranges from published industry benchmarks (some derived from adjacent categories), not promises. Your audit uses your numbers.
Second question: how long does a new enquiry sit before someone replies? If you just had to guess, this next part is for you.
| 1 · Traffic | Amber | €540/mo |
| 2 · Landing page | Red | €820/mo |
| 3 · Offer | Green | €0/mo |
| 4 · Follow-up | Red | €1,260/mo |
| 5 · Sales call | Amber | €410/mo |
The quiet dread of not knowing ends here. This is what you're holding at the end of one afternoon, built from your own numbers. If you're still guessing in six months, nothing about those numbers gets better on its own.
From "enquiries come in and vanish" to a priced, ordered fix plan.
You know how money drains out of your lead flow every month and you can't point to the stage doing the damage? This takes you through a simple three-pillar process: find every leak, price every leak, fix the biggest one first. It's the exact audit my agency charges €397 to run, rebuilt for you to run yourself, with eight worksheets inside doing the heavy lifting.
The Leak Finder
You get the Leak Finder, the 15-minute triage plus four scored audits behind it, because you know how "my marketing isn't working" never tells you what to change. That vagueness is what keeps you paying for the same leaks month after month. With the Leak Finder you get a red, amber or green verdict on each of the five decisions every buyer makes, instead of staring at an ad account wondering which part is broken.
Make sense so far? You already know which stage you'd bet on. This confirms it or corrects it, in writing.
The Leak Ledger
You get the Leak Ledger because you know how vague problems get postponed. A leak with no number on it waits forever, and the waiting is the most expensive line in your budget. With the Ledger, every leak gets a euro-per-month figure and your whole lead flow gets one Lead Leak Score out of 100. "I think we're losing money" becomes "this stage costs us €1,260 a month" (illustrative), and sentences like that get acted on.
Still with me? You said slow replies looked like the problem. This is the part that catches them and puts a number on the damage.
The 30-Day Fix Plan
You get the 30-Day Fix Plan, with twelve fix recipes and seven copy-paste AI prompts, because you know how a diagnosis without an order of attack turns into a list you never start. That's how audits die in drawers. With the plan, you make the biggest recovery first and ignore the rest until it's done, instead of tinkering with whatever looks easiest.
One fix at a time, biggest euro recovery first. Can you see what that does to your next 30 days? That's the whole point of the plan.
And you're not alone in it. Reply to any email in the system and I read it myself. There's an optional paid next step for owners who want expert eyes on their results; most buyers never take it, and the system is complete without it.
Here is exactly what lands in your inbox.
These are real pages from the actual workbook, not mockups. You work through scored worksheets, they feed the Leak Ledger, the Ledger feeds your 30-day plan. That's the machine.
- 8 scored worksheets
- 1 Leak Ledger + your Score /100
- 1 30-day fix plan
- 12 fix recipes
- 7 AI prompts
- 9 short videos
- Notion system + fillable PDF
Prefer reading? Everything in the video is on this page.
This isn't theory. It's what we run for paying clients.
Every figure below is a verified result from a real client account, anonymised. No stock photos, no invented quotes. Reviews from buyers running the system themselves get added after launch, once they exist.
These are agency-client results and they prove the method. They are not product-buyer results; the founding cohort will provide those, and they'll be published here once they're real.
If this finds the leaks you can't see, prices every one, and hands you the fix order, is that worth €27?
Every stage verdicted, every leak with a euro figure on it. No more guessing.
This is our working audit, productised. Not a theory written for a launch.
Guaranteed, and it's the refund trigger. The full diagnosis takes one afternoon.
Worksheets with scoring built in, plus AI prompts that do the heavy reading.
| How owners usually find their leaks | What it costs |
|---|---|
| Guessing and changing one thing at a time | Months, plus the ad budget the leaks keep eating |
| An agency audit like ours, done for you | €397 |
| This system: the same method, you bring the labour | €27 |
The Lead Leak Audit System™ finds every place your enquiries leak, puts a euro figure on each leak, scores your lead flow out of 100, and hands you a fix order sorted by payback. One afternoon end to end. First leak found in 15 minutes, guaranteed, or your money back.
Do you feel like this is what you've been looking for? Then here is the maths. Three real prices, three real dates, no games. Early buyers take the most on trust, so they pay the least. Every deadline is enforced in the checkout platform itself, and this page gets edited when each one passes.
Founding price: €22 with code FOUNDING50 at checkout. Save €5 with FOUNDING50 First 50 buyers, or Thursday [D18 DATE] at 09:00 CET, whichever comes first. The price becomes €47 on [D29 DATE]: you save 53% against the permanent price. The cap and cutoff are enforced by the checkout platform, not this page.
First 50 buyers with code FOUNDING50. You save 53% against the permanent €47 price.
Until [D28 DATE] at 23:59 CET. Save 43% against the permanent €47 price that applies from [D29 DATE]. VAT included.
From [D29 DATE] onwards. The price doesn't come back down.
Everything is included at every price: the full system, all updates, nothing held back. Earlier buyers just pay less.
VAT included. €47 from [D29 DATE]. Instant access. 30-day guarantee.
Built for owners. Not for agencies.
This is for you if:
- You run a real business: a trade or home-services outfit, an estate agency, a design studio, a clinic, a restaurant, an online shop
- You spend real money on marketing, you suspect enquiries are leaking somewhere, and it's been that way longer than you'd like to admit
- You want a diagnosis you can act on yourself or hand to whoever you hire next
Not for you if:
- You're an agency or consultant. It's written for owners, in owner language
- You're pre-revenue with nothing to audit yet
- You want someone to fix the leaks for you. That's a service, not a €27 product
A note for the Malta owners: in a market this size, everyone knows everyone and referrals carry real weight. A leaking lead flow costs you twice here, the enquiry you paid for and the word of mouth that enquiry would have carried. The method works anywhere with euros; in Malta the leaks just echo louder.
Stephen Ellul
Malta agency, real client accounts, real payroll. I founded The Growth Bully, a retainer growth agency in Malta. This is the audit we run on live client accounts before touching a single campaign, and I'm the one reading the refund inbox.
linkedin.com/in/stephen-ellulThe 15-Minute Guarantee
If you've bought marketing PDFs that went nowhere, skepticism is the correct response. So this one carries the fastest refund trigger in marketing: run the 15-Minute Leak Finder. If it doesn't show you at least one leak you didn't already know about, email me within 30 days and you get every cent back. No questions, one email, and I'm the one reading it. The risk math: you risk 15 minutes. The leaks are costing you real money every month either way.
Before you decide.
Why is it only €27?
Because it's launch. The standard price is €47, and that's what it costs from [D29 DATE] onwards, permanently. Early buyers take the most on trust, so they pay the least. And even €47 is a fraction of the €397 we charge to run this done-for-you, because here you bring the labour.
Is this really a pitch for your agency?
Partly, and I'd rather tell you than have you find out. The product is complete on its own: full diagnosis, euro costs, fix plan, nothing held back. There's an optional paid next step for people who want expert eyes on their results. Most buyers never take it, and you lose nothing by ignoring it.
Will this work for my industry?
The five decisions every buyer makes are the same in every industry. We've run this method on energy companies, insurers, bakeries, retailers and B2B services, and the framework held every time. If you spend money to get enquiries and some of those enquiries become customers, it's auditable.
How long does it take?
The Leak Finder takes 15 minutes and gives you your biggest leak. The full system, all five audits plus the Leak Ledger and your 30-Day Fix Plan, takes one focused afternoon. It's a working session, not a course you "get around to."
What if I don't run ads?
Still useful, with one caveat: seven of the eight modules apply to any lead flow, including organic and referral enquiries. Only the Traffic Leak Audit assumes you're paying for traffic somewhere.
What's the refund policy, exactly?
30 days, full refund, no questions. Anchored on the 15-minute promise: if the Leak Finder doesn't surface a leak you didn't know about, you shouldn't pay for the system. One email is all it takes.
If nothing changes, where is your marketing in six months? Same leaks. Six more months of paying for them.
The other road is one afternoon: a scored diagnosis, a euro figure on every leak, and a plan that starts with the biggest recovery.
VAT included. €47 from [D29 DATE]. Instant access. 30-day no-questions money-back guarantee.
Stephen Ellul Founder, The Growth Bully · Malta