Your funnel is leaking money right now. This shows you exactly where.
You feel it every month: the spend goes out, the sales come back lighter than they should, and you can't point to the stage doing the damage. Built for Malta and EU business owners, this system finds every leak, puts a euro figure on each one, and tells you which fix to make first. You'll see your first leak within 15 minutes, guaranteed.
€27 · VAT included · 30-day guarantee
Kitchen fitters, clinics, restaurants, practices, online shops. Same five decisions, different leaks.
The callback window that wins the job. Most trades call back in hours, and the job goes to whoever answers first. Quote-to-won typically runs 30 to 50%, and same-week quotes with a scheduled follow-up sit at the top of that range. The typical biggest leak here isn't the ads. It's the follow-up.
Typical pattern, illustrative. Ranges from published industry benchmarks, not promises. Your audit uses your numbers.
| 1 · Traffic | Amber | €540/mo |
| 2 · Landing page | Red | €820/mo |
| 3 · Offer | Green | €0/mo |
| 4 · Follow-up | Red | €1,260/mo |
| 5 · Sales call | Amber | €410/mo |
The quiet dread of not knowing ends here. This is what you're holding at the end of one afternoon, built from your own numbers. If you're still guessing in six months, nothing about those numbers gets better on its own.
From "something's leaking somewhere" to a priced, ordered fix plan.
You know how money drains out of your funnel every month and you can't point to the stage doing the damage? This takes you through a simple three-pillar process: find every leak, price every leak, fix the biggest one first. It's the exact audit my agency charges €397 to run, rebuilt for you to run yourself, with eight worksheets inside doing the heavy lifting.
The Leak Finder
You get the Leak Finder, the 15-minute triage plus four scored audits behind it, because you know how "my marketing isn't working" never tells you what to change. That vagueness is what keeps you paying for the same leaks month after month. With the Leak Finder you get a red, amber or green verdict on each of the five decisions every buyer makes, instead of staring at an ad account wondering which part is broken.
You already know which stage you'd bet on. This confirms it or corrects it, in writing.
The Leak Ledger
You get the Leak Ledger because you know how vague problems get postponed. A leak with no number on it waits forever, and the waiting is the most expensive line in your budget. With the Ledger, every leak gets a euro-per-month figure and your whole funnel gets one Funnel Leak Score out of 100. "I think we're losing money" becomes "this stage costs us €1,260 a month" (illustrative), and sentences like that get acted on.
Picture reading that table for your own funnel. That's the moment the guessing stops.
The 30-Day Fix Plan
You get the 30-Day Fix Plan, with twelve fix recipes and seven copy-paste AI prompts, because you know how a diagnosis without an order of attack turns into a list you never start. That's how audits die in drawers. With the plan, you make the biggest recovery first and ignore the rest until it's done, instead of tinkering with whatever looks easiest.
One fix at a time, biggest euro recovery first. Can you see what that does to your next 30 days?
And you're not alone in it. Reply to any email in the system and I read it myself. There's an optional paid next step for owners who want expert eyes on their results; most buyers never take it, and the system is complete without it.
It all ships as a Notion system and a fillable PDF: eight worksheets, twelve fix recipes, seven AI prompts, benchmark tables, and nine short walkthrough videos (3 to 7 minutes each, no padding).
This isn't theory. It's what we run for paying clients.
Every figure below is a verified result from a real client account, anonymised. No stock photos, no invented quotes. Reviews from buyers running the system themselves get added after launch, once they exist.
These are agency-client results and they prove the method. They are not product-buyer results; the founding cohort will provide those, and they'll be published here once they're real.
If this finds the leaks you can't see, prices every one, and hands you the fix order, is that worth €27?
That's the only question that matters before the price. The price itself has no games in it: three real prices, three real dates. Early buyers take the most on trust, so they pay the least. Every deadline is enforced in the checkout platform itself, and this page gets edited when each one passes.
Founding price: €22 with code FOUNDING50 at checkout. First 50 buyers, or Thursday [D18 DATE] at 09:00 CET, whichever comes first. That's 53% off the €47 standard price, and the cap and cutoff are enforced by the checkout platform, not this page.
First 50 buyers with code FOUNDING50. 53% off standard.
Until [D28 DATE] at 23:59 CET. 43% off standard. VAT included.
From [D29 DATE] onwards. The price doesn't come back down.
Everything is included at every price: the full system, all updates, nothing held back. Earlier buyers just pay less.
VAT included. €47 from [D29 DATE]. Instant access. 30-day guarantee.
Built for owners. Not for agencies.
This is for you if:
- You run a real business: a trade or home-services outfit, a clinic, a restaurant, a professional practice, an online shop
- You spend real money on marketing, you suspect it's leaking somewhere, and it's been that way longer than you'd like to admit
- You want a diagnosis you can act on yourself or hand to whoever you hire next
Not for you if:
- You're an agency or consultant. It's written for owners, in owner language
- You're pre-revenue with no funnel to audit yet
- You want someone to fix the leaks for you. That's a service, not a €27 product
A note for the Malta owners: in a market this size, everyone knows everyone and referrals carry real weight. A leaking funnel costs you twice here, the lead you paid for and the word of mouth that lead would have carried. The method works anywhere with euros; in Malta the leaks just echo louder.
Stephen Ellul
Malta agency, real client accounts, real payroll. I founded The Growth Bully, a retainer growth agency in Malta. This is the audit we run on live client accounts before touching a single campaign, and I'm the one reading the refund inbox.
linkedin.com/in/stephen-ellulThe 15-Minute Guarantee
If you've bought marketing PDFs that went nowhere, skepticism is the correct response. That's exactly why this one is guaranteed on a 15-minute promise. Run the 15-Minute Leak Finder. If it doesn't show you at least one leak you didn't already know about, email me within 30 days and you get every cent back. No questions, one email. The risk math: you risk 15 minutes. The leaks are costing you real money every month either way.
Before you decide.
Why is it only €27?
Because it's launch. The standard price is €47, and that's what it costs from [D29 DATE] onwards, permanently. Early buyers take the most on trust, so they pay the least. And even €47 is a fraction of the €397 we charge to run this done-for-you, because here you bring the labour.
Is this a funnel into your agency?
Partly, and I'd rather tell you than have you find out. The product is complete on its own: full diagnosis, euro costs, fix plan, nothing held back. There's an optional paid next step for people who want expert eyes on their results. Most buyers never take it, and you lose nothing by ignoring it.
Will this work for my industry?
The five decisions every buyer makes are the same in every industry. We've run this method on energy companies, insurers, bakeries, retailers and B2B services, and the framework held every time. If you have a funnel (traffic in, revenue out), it's auditable.
How long does it take?
The Leak Finder takes 15 minutes and gives you your biggest leak. The full system, all five audits plus the Leak Ledger and your 30-Day Fix Plan, takes one focused afternoon. It's a working session, not a course you "get around to."
What if I don't run ads?
Still useful, with one caveat: seven of the eight modules apply to any funnel, including organic and referral traffic. Only the Traffic Leak Audit assumes you're paying for traffic somewhere.
What's the refund policy, exactly?
30 days, full refund, no questions. Anchored on the 15-minute promise: if the Leak Finder doesn't surface a leak you didn't know about, you shouldn't pay for the system. One email is all it takes.
If nothing changes, where is your funnel in six months? Same leaks. Six more months of paying for them.
The other road is one afternoon: a scored diagnosis, a euro figure on every leak, and a plan that starts with the biggest recovery.
VAT included. €47 from [D29 DATE]. Instant access. 30-day no-questions money-back guarantee.
Stephen Ellul Founder, The Growth Bully · Malta